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| Version | v0.1.0 | Updated | 2026-02-19 |
|---|---|---|---|
| League | Men's Beer League Softball | Division | REC |
Welcome to the men's beer league softball tracker — where pop flies are routine, the cooler is always stocked, and nobody's scored from second on a single since 2019. We swing for the fences on Tuesday nights and argue about the lineup over group text the rest of the week. If you're here, you already know the vibes: cold ones, questionable slides, and walk-off energy.
How to: submitting a game recap
Recaps are posted by the winning team's captain (or whoever's sober enough to remember the score).
- Record the final score and winning team.
- Note the diamond, date, and time slot.
- Call out any highlight-reel plays or beer-related incidents.
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Mark game status.
- FINAL when the game is complete
- POSTPONED when rained out or not enough players
- FORFEIT when a team no-shows
Field Diagram
Standard beer league diamond layout:
╭──────────────────────╮
│ TUESDAY NIGHT LIGHTS │
╰──────────────────────╯And the batting order flow for last week's game:
┌───────┐ ┌───────┐ ┌───────┐
│Batter │ │Pitcher│ │ Field │
└───┬───┘ └───┬───┘ └───┬───┘
│ │ │
│ │ pitch │
│ │────────>│
│ │ │
│ swing │ │
│────────>│ │
┌───┴───┐ ┌───┴───┐ ┌───┴───┐
│ Out │ │ Beer │ │ Bench │
└───────┘ └───────┘ └───────┘
Game Log
| Game # | Matchup | Score | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| G-038 | Rusty Bats vs. Pitch Please | 12–7 | FINAL |
| G-039 | The Beerhemoths vs. Designated Drinkers | 9–9 | FINAL |
| G-040 | Sons of Pitches vs. Base Invaders | — | POSTPONED |
| G-041 | Brew Crew vs. Foul Balls | 18–3 | FINAL |
| G-042 | Rusty Bats vs. Designated Drinkers | — | FORFEIT |
Game Recaps
Diamond 1
Slugfest at Riverside Park — the Rusty Bats put up 14 runs in the third inning after the opposing pitcher switched to slow-pitch lobs. Three batters hit back-to-back dingers. The cooler ran dry by the fifth.
Diamond 2
The Designated Drinkers forfeited their game after only six players showed up. Captain blamed the group chat. Two of the missing guys were spotted at the brewery across the street watching the NBA playoffs.
Diamond 3
A bench-clearing argument broke out over whether a foul ball was fair. Nobody threw punches but several beers were spilled. The umpire ejected himself and went home. Game was called a tie.
League Organization
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Teams
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Tuesday Night Division
- Rusty Bats
- Pitch Please
- The Beerhemoths
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Thursday Night Division
- Sons of Pitches
- Base Invaders
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Tuesday Night Division
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Equipment
- Bats (aluminum only, no corked)
- Coolers (mandatory)
- Matching jerseys (optional but encouraged)
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Traditions
- Post-game handshake beer line
- MVP koozie of the week
Season Stats
| Team | W | L | Runs For | Beers / Game |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Rusty Bats | 8 | 2 | 112 | 4.2 |
| Pitch Please | 7 | 3 | 98 | 3.8 |
| The Beerhemoths | 5 | 5 | 87 | 5.1 |
| Designated Drinkers | 3 | 7 | 64 | 6.7 |
| Foul Balls | 2 | 8 | 51 | 5.5 |
Dugout Bulletin
League announcements go here. Reminder: the post-game cooler is BYOB — stop mooching off Big Tony. Also, whoever left their batting gloves on the bench last week, they're in the lost-and-found bucket behind home plate. Tournament sign-ups close Friday. No, we will not add a 10-run mercy rule. Play ball.
Free Agent
Looking for a reliable left fielder who can make it to at least 7 out of 10 games. Must bring own glove and have a working group chat app. Batting average not important — attitude and beer contributions are. DM the league commissioner.
Lost & Found
One dented aluminum bat (Louisville Slugger, silver, taped grip) was left at Diamond 2 after last Thursday's game. Also found: a single flip-flop, two koozies, and a bag of sunflower seeds. Claim at the scorer's table before we donate it all to the other league.
Postgame Notes
End-of-season notes: MVP voting opens next week — campaigning in the group chat is encouraged but bribery with beer is technically not allowed (wink). The annual awards cookout is tentatively scheduled for the last Saturday in September. Bring your families, bring your gloves, and for the love of God bring sunscreen.
Game Entry
Submit a score or update the roster: