Petty Theft Row

All-time: 30W 14L 2T | RF: 447 RA: 300 (+147)

Summer 2026 8W 3L 0T

L vs The Warriors 1–2
W @ The Warriors 15–0
W vs The Lobsters 9–8
L vs The Traffic 5–7
W vs The Hit List 8–6
W @ Fattened Calves 10–9
W @ Scrappys 17–2
W @ Saturday Free Agent Team 2 17–9
W @ Saturday Free Agent 1 18–3
W vs Los Cerdos 10–2
L vs Diamond Dogs 8–9

Spring 2026 5W 5L 0T

W vs [FORFEITED] 9–6
W @ Free Agent Team 3 4–2
L vs The Dirty Water Dawgs 6–11
W vs Fattened Calves 6–5
L @ Beast 0–9
L @ The Angels 6–10
W @ Free Agent Team 2 20–5
L vs The Barracudas 9–11
W @ The Reservoir Dogs 11–1
L vs The Traffic 11–12

End-of-Year Tournament 2W 1L 0T

W vs Ghouls & Goblins 9–8
W @ The Traffic 8–7
L @ Beast 6–8

Fall Manhattan 8W 2L 1T

W vs The Goodfellas II 20–7
W vs The Traffic 11–7
W @ The Warriors 21–11
W vs Perfect Perfects 17–4
L @ The Dirty Water Dawgs 0–15
W @ Perfect Perfects 14–1
L vs The Warriors 8–12
W @ The Lobsters 8–6
W vs The Goodfellas II 13–1
W @ The Dirty Water Dawgs 5–0
T vs PlatanoPower 1–1

Summer Manhattan 7W 3L 1T

W vs Rebels 17–4
W vs The Goodfellas 17–6
W @ The Bat Men 7–6
L @ The Lobsters 1–11
T vs Fattened Calves 6–6
L vs Hoyas 6–23
W @ Rebels 15–4
W vs The Traffic 15–4
W @ Uptown Knights 11–5
L vs Hoyas 0–11
W @ Wingdingers 11–3